Showing posts with label Twitter Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Twitter Humor. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Mosquito biting activity increases 500 times during a full moon phase, and they prefer blondes with smelly feet

Mosquitoes appear to prefer blonde people with smelly feet. Did you see the moon last night? Got mosquito spray? Mosquito biting activity increases 500 times during a full moon phase! There are more striking facts in this video excerpt from National Geographic.

The video is part of the Amazing Animals YouTube playlist by National Geographic:



Medical Geek Humor on Twitter

The tweets below are part of the series Medical Geek Humor on Twitter - they recall a TED moment from 2009:

@loic Bill Gates released mosquitoes at #TED we're all leaving the room and getting sick

@stevewhitaker Don't worry about the buggy mosquitos Gates released at #ted. Microsoft's working on a patch that's due out next year.
Ves Dimov, M.D.AllergyNotes Releasing mosquitoes by Bill Gates into a startled crowd at TED described as "an amazing TED moment" http://is.gd/iu0o

Ves Dimov, M.D.AllergyNotes Gates spreads malaria message with mosquitoes http://tinyurl.com/cxwo2e

Aaron Loganpyknosis Nice to hear Bill Gates picked up a hobby during his retirement: entomology. http://is.gd/izJn (Not surprised he likes the blood-suckers.)

Aaron Loganpyknosis Don't get me wrong. Not saying B Gates is a bad person. He's not. He just created and championed software that can suck the life out of you.
Aaron Logan
pyknosis BTW, now that I understand the context, I think this is a winner of a tweet: http://is.gd/izK5

Comments from Twitter:

Vijay @scanman: Mosquitoes are mini-vampires

Tariq @ucisee: Mosquito biting activity increases 500 times during a full moon phase - "appear to pref blonde with smelly feet."

Kathy Mackey @mkmackey: Ha! No one likes full moon!

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Times have changed

@ConanOBrien:

http://twitpic.com/17lx53 - I no longer have health care. Could someone show this to a dermatologist and get back to me?

@pyknosis:

I'm a hematologist, not a dermatologist, but looking at that, I give you 7 months. Don't worry. That's a really long time.

That's just good humor, as Happy Hospitalist likes to say.

Saturday, October 3, 2009

Can you describe coefficient of variance in 140 characters?

"Can you describe coefficient of variance in 140 characters?", asked a medical librarian on Twitter:

Laika (Jacqueline)
laikas RT @shamsha: need help: can someone plz describe coefficient of variance in English? thnx!

Some people obviously can:

@HCIR_GeneG: It's a measure of variability of a data sample, without paying attention to absolute values. Can be used to compare diff. distributions.

@flutesUD: CV = Std Dev / Mean. Tells u how variable the data are regardless of their units. Lets u compare across different types of studies.

My suggestion:

Ves Dimov, M.D.
DrVes@laikas @shamsha Check the Wikipedia definition, click on the links in the description and you'll get there... :) http://bit.ly/18NnEH

In probability theory and statistics, the coefficient of variation (CV) is a normalized measure of dispersion of a probability distribution. It is defined as the ratio of the standard deviation \ \sigma to the mean \ \mu .

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Thursday, September 24, 2009

Rule of Twitter: When one million followers is actually... zero

From Twitter account of David Pogue of NYTimes:

David PoguePogue 1 million followers today. A little scary: that's more than read the Times, more than watch CNBC, more than read my books... NO PRESSURE!

David PoguePogue via @ridgeley: 1M followers for @pogue, but most are spam. [DP sez: Probably true. Rule of Twitter: # of followers, divided by 10?]

David PoguePogue OK, you guys are telling me: 1/2 of my 1M followers have moved on. 25% are spam. 25% are auto-follow. So that comes to... NO FOLLOWERS! :)

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Medical Geek Humor on Twitter

The tweets below are part of the series Medical Geek Humor on Twitter:

Laika (Jacqueline)
laikas Hi folks, I'm in Quebec, Canada watching beavers, bears, moose & wales. Gr8!

Robbo
BiteTheDust are they all romping around together?
Laika (Jacqueline)
laikas almost, except the wales. Moose and beavers together, as well as bears and deer. (luckily all predators fed well)

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Friday, August 7, 2009

Medical Geek Humor on Twitter

The tweets below are part of the series Medical Geek Humor on Twitter:


Brad Wrightprogressnotes I met an 88 year old patient who has a great sense of humor and takes no medications. Not one. Brad Wrightprogressnotes A little girl proudly announced, "I'm 8!" and he replied, "I'm double 8!"
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Sunday, May 17, 2009

Medical Geek Humor on Twitter

Twitter is a microblogging service where people answer the question "What are you doing?" via 140-character messages from their cellphone, laptop or desktop. You can select the messages (called "tweets") that you find interesting, useful, amusing, or disagreeable. The tweets below are part of the series Medical Geek Humor on Twitter:


Heidi Allendreamingspires @allergynotes honestly what is the point of following 22,429 people. how unmeaningful is that. Ves Dimov, M.D.AllergyNotes Is "unmeaningful" a real word? I always thought it was supposed to be "meaningless"... :)

Ves Dimov, M.D.AllergyNotes @dreamingspires "what is the point of following 22,429 people" - Data mining plus the more you follow, the more you get followed. Ves Dimov, M.D.AllergyNotes @dreamingspires "what is the point of following 22,429 people?" - Unless you are @Berci who follows 1,000 while whistling "Ode to Joy"... :)
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Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Medical Geek Humor on Twitter

Twitter is a microblogging service where people answer the question "What are you doing?" via 140-character messages from their cellphone, laptop or desktop. You can select the messages (called "tweets") that you find interesting, useful, amusing, or disagreeable. The tweets below are part of the series Medical Geek Humor on Twitter:


Heidi Allendreamingspires Urban word of day: Social notworking: The practice of spending time unproductively on social-networking sites when one should be working

Heidi Allendreamingspires @BiteTheDust I can't answer you because otherwise you'll think i'm social notworking

Heidi Allendreamingspires @BiteTheDust I'm too busy chatting on skype to tweet you

RobboBiteTheDust @dreamingspires ooh ooh I have skype. I must remember to turn it on once and a while

Heidi Allendreamingspires @BiteTheDust really, there's no need to rush to turn on skype. you're dangerous enough on twitter.
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Saturday, April 25, 2009

Medical Geek Humor on Twitter

Twitter is a microblogging service where people answer the question "What are you doing?" via 140-character messages from their cellphone, laptop or desktop. You can select the messages (called "tweets") that you find interesting, useful, amusing, or disagreeable. The tweets below are part of the series Medical Geek Humor on Twitter:


Chris Seperchrisseper Consuming my 27th CokeZero while at #WeMedia

Ves Dimov, M.D.AllergyNotes @chrisseper "Consuming my 27th CokeZero" - Go easy on those. So many carbonated drinks could cause osteoporosis... :) I would switch to H20 from web

Vijay scanman @AllergyNotes @chrisseper "Consuming my 27th CokeZero" - I'd switch to beer ;)

Ves Dimov, M.D.AllergyNotes @scanman "Consuming my 27th CokeZero" - "I'd switch to beer ;)" -- 27 in a row may be a bit too much even for a well-trained guy like you :)
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Friday, April 24, 2009

Medical Geek Humor on Twitter

Twitter is a microblogging service where people answer the question "What are you doing?" via 140-character messages from their cellphone, laptop or desktop. You can select the messages (called "tweets") that you find interesting, useful, amusing, or disagreeable. The tweets below are part of the series Medical Geek Humor on Twitter:

  1. Vijay scanman really boring meeting. can't stand slides laden with bullet points of stuff straight from textbooks.
  2. Flavio Guzmánpharmamotion @scanman let me guess, with no images at all and the presenter reading them in a monotone way
  3. Vijay scanman @pharmamotion the speaker was okay, quite knowledgeable, but his talk lacked focus & his slides were atrocious
  4. Ves Dimov, M.D.AllergyNotes @scanman "the speaker was okay, quite knowledgeable, but his talk lacked focus & his slides were atrocious" - That makes a bad talk, no?
  5. Vijay scanman @AllergyNotes Bad talk in toto. Quite lucid in some bits which he emphasized. Sadly he didn't summarize any take home points from Mobile Tweete

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Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Medical Geek Humor on Twitter

Twitter is a microblogging service where people answer the question "What are you doing?" via 140-character messages from their cellphone, laptop or desktop. You can select the messages (called "tweets") that you find interesting, useful, amusing, or disagreeable. The tweets below are part of the series Medical Geek Humor on Twitter:


Ves Dimov, M.D.AllergyNotes A scanner that will convert a book to speech: http://is.gd/jMyo Rebecca K Weingartencoachkiki I need one that converts a speech to a book. Got anything?




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Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Medical Geek Humor During a Twitter "Meltdown"

Twitter is a microblogging service where people answer the question "What are you doing?" via 140-character messages from their cellphone, laptop or desktop. You can select the messages (called "tweets") that you find interesting, useful, amusing, or disagreeable. The tweets below are part of the series Medical Geek Humor on Twitter:


Evan Williamsev if you're missing your icon/avatar, please excuse -- will be back shortly!

Ed BennettEdBennett Twitter is melting down - my DM's are missing, and so is my avatar.
Ed BennettEdBennett I'm seeing lot's of missing avatars - is amazon down?

Bryan VartabedianDoctor_V Your avatar has disappeared and your feed is melting. But remain seated and stay calm, I repeat: remain seated

Ed BennettEdBennett Twitter is melting before our eyes! Everybody run around and scream!

Ed BennettEdBennett as if 140 characters isn't slim enough data - now we lose our visual cues. This is a test folks - stay strong. Bryan VartabedianDoctor_V @EdBennett And how do I know you're really Ed Bennett??

Ed BennettEdBennett @Doctor_V you don't! - braa ha ha ha!

Bryan VartabedianDoctor_V Perhaps if we jack up our tweet volume that'll 'work out the kinks' Ed BennettEdBennett @Doctor_V Re: more volume - yes, I'm sure that will help

Ed BennettEdBennett just lost my background. I've enjoyed our time together folks.

Ed BennettEdBennett my background and avatar are back! life is good.
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Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Medical Geek Humor on Twitter

Twitter is a microblogging service where people answer the question "What are you doing?" via 140-character messages from their cellphone, laptop or desktop. You can select the messages (called "tweets") that you find interesting, useful, amusing, or disagreeable. The tweets below are part of the series Medical Geek Humor on Twitter:

Heidi Allendreamingspires No longer sitting on balcony. Spider the size of small pony just sat on my foot.

RobboBiteTheDust @dreamingspires Huntsmen are ok. we have redbacks with redbacks the size of my knuckle. Good news though. No snakes inside house this year

Heidi Allendreamingspires @BiteTheDust No. huntsmen are not ok. they are big. they have 8 legs. Redbacks -- can't go there. too hard. Am still an aussie newbie. Heidi Allendreamingspires @scanman oh -- come on over to Sydney! bring family. It's a beautiful city (even with the huntsmen)



Adult Huntsman spider on the underside of a log in Victoria, Australia. Image source: Wikipedia, GNU Free Documentation License.


Female Redback spider. Image source: Wikipedia, GNU Free Documentation License.

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References:
Huntsman spider, from Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.
Redback spider, from Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.